Quote #15008
Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog.
Quote #17912
Our business in this world is not to succeed, but to continue to fail...
Quote #31174
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #31284
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
Quote #26171
So cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to...
Quote #12342
Its never too late to have a happy childhood.
Quote #27725
Christmas night, stars shine bright, and all the angels are singing. ‘The Son of...
Quote #16817
The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children...
Quote #33668
I truly feel that there are as many ways of loving as there are...