Quote #3885
Do not judge men by mere appearances; for the light laughter that bubbles on...
Quote #180
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
Quote #33503
It is said that power corrupts, but actually it’s more true that power attracts...
Quote #30874
The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears.
Quote #1859
Communism is like one big phone company.
Quote #1078
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the 9 to...
Quote #24478
You may as well expect pears from an elm.
Quote #3569
Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to...
Quote #11424
Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
Quote #1381
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.