Quote #28747
I love to go to Washington — if only to be near my money.
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I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don’t intend...
Quote #20173
I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
Quote #4606
To be loved, be lovable.
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The capacity for passion is both cruel and divine.
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The greatest penalty of evildoing – namely, to grow into the likeness of bad...
Quote #17320
For God hates utterly The bray of bragging tongues.
Quote #3348
Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night.
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In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.