Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28195 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Wayne's World Quote #17653 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Stacy Happy anniversary, Wayne. Wayne Stacy, we broke up two months ago. Stacy Well,...
Gerald W. Grummet Quote #28029 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 While intelligent people can often simplify the complex, a fool is more likely to...
Jean Giraudoux Quote #9359 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Rita Mae Brown Quote #26056 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself.
Raymond Justice Quote #11721 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I have learned that the less I pay attention, the more often I am...
Phyllis Diller Quote #12855 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
John Foster Dulles Quote #27300 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The ability to get to the verge without getting into the war is the...
Samuel Butler Quote #23256 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 God is Love — I dare say. But what a mischievous devil Love is
Mohammed Daud Khan Quote #29209 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.