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I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from...
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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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He who praises everybody, praises nobody.
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If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
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Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence
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Mothers are a biological necessity; fathers are a social invention.
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A compliment is a statement of an agreeable truth; flattery is a statement of...
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The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not...
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The only time to buy these is on a day with no ‘y’ in...
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Variety is the soul of pleasure.