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Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
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The scramble to get into college is going to be so terrible in the...
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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
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I’m just guessing, but probably one of the early signs that your radarscope is...
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Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept...
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Age does not make us childish, as some say it only finds us true...
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On a group of theories one can found a school; but on a group...
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we...
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It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be...
Quote #32507
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs...