Quote #16864
Every man is a divinity in disguise, a God playing the fool.
Quote #6020
If a thing goes without saying — let it.
Quote #5334
A teacher affects eternity; He can never tell where his influence stops.
Quote #9020
Enthusiasm is the great hill-climber.
Quote #9173
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Quote #25775
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #24042
Practice no vice because it’s trivial… Neglect no virtue because it’s so.
Quote #18656
Who takes the child by the hand takes the mother by the heart.
Quote #30915
Fear not a jest. If one throws salt at you, you will not be...