Quote #7916
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
Quote #4609
Time the devourer of all things.
Quote #9261
I know half the money I spend on advertising is wasted. Now, if I...
Quote #644
I am just going outside and may be some time.
Quote #16311
Every person, all the events of your life are drawn there because you have...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #6109
The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which...
Quote #20751
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it...
Quote #25589
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Quote #376
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...