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I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have...
Quote #19168
Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
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I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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Travel, instead of broadening the mind, often merely lengthens the conversation.
Quote #28973
‘Taint’t worthwhile to wear a day all out before it comes.
Quote #21755
It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one’s neighbor.
Quote #11917
The capacity for passion is both cruel and divine.
Quote #10925
Who is better, they who promote truth over happiness, or happiness over truth?
Quote #5636
There are no such things as applied sciences, only applications of science.
Quote #5459
My home is not a place, it is people.