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The hens they all cackle, the roosters all beg, But I will not hatch,...
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The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
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A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad...
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I read no newspaper now but Ritchie’s, and in that chiefly the advertisements, for...
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To be always thinking about your manners is not the way to make them...
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Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
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A critic is a bunch of biases held loosely together by a sense of...
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Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my...
Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.