Quote #34533
Son, always tell the truth. Then you’ll never have to remember what you said...
Quote #29471
Not being tense but ready. Not thinking but not dreaming. Not being set but...
Quote #13907
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill...
Quote #6740
When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be...
Quote #2751
The world is proof that God is a committee.
Quote #18616
I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
Quote #17752
Love builds bridges where there are none.
Quote #33490
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Quote #18836
Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother.
Quote #5039
We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture...