Quote #438
Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...
Quote #5448
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #33270
It isn’t necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice — there...
Quote #26819
God laughs, it seems, because God knows how it all turns out in the...
Quote #31576
Beyond the formative effects of reading on the individuals composing society, the fact that...
Quote #23814
Love is a kind of warfare.
Quote #21585
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in...
Quote #29793
Open your eyes and look within. Are you satisfied with the life you’re livin’
Quote #4149
It is not possible to fight beyond your strength, even if you strive.
Quote #13054
If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.