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My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...
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In our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom...
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The lesson which life repeats and constantly enforces is ‘look under foot.’ You are...
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The mayor gave no other answer than that deep guttural grunt which is technically...
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No arsenal or no weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable...
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I hope I never get so old I get religious.
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God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...
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Wonder is what sets us apart from other life forms. No other species wonders...
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I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy.
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The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...