Quote #27793
We have scarcely gotten home … when our children’s sneezes greet us, skinned knees...
Quote #20961
The attempt and not the deed Confounds us.
Quote #2471
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #31510
Make decisions from the strong part of you, not the weak.
Quote #2337
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
Quote #4588
No man is happy who does not think himself so.
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How is it possible to expect mankind to take advice when they will not...
Quote #32663
If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.
Quote #3704
There is a certain age at which a child looks at you in all...