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To come to be you must have a vision of Being, a Dream, a...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Courage is the thing. All goes if courage goes.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it...
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If we don’t change direction soon, we’ll end up where we’re going.
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Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
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I know some good marriages — marriages where both people are just trying to...
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To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend...
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Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins...
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I define comfort as self-acceptance. When we finally learn that self-care begins and ends...