Quote #24122
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
Quote #18675
If you don’t learn to laugh at troubles, you won’t have anything to laugh...
Quote #16816
I never resist temptation because I have found that things that are bad for...
Quote #24457
It is the part of a wise man to keep himself to-day for to-morrow,...
Quote #32362
Through the doors of perception Down the corridors of uncertainty Into the room of...
Quote #9734
Eternity is very long, especially towards the end.
Quote #2704
The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
Quote #19687
He does not possess wealth it possesses him.
Quote #21279
In framing a government which is to be administered by men over men the...
Quote #30107
Man is quite insane. He wouldn’t know how to create a maggot, and he...