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If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create...
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Down to Gehenna or up to the Throne, He travels fastest who travels alone.
Quote #32499
The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.
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What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears...
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Numerous politicians have seized absolute power and muzzled the press. Never in history has...
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The end of wisdom is to dream high enough to lose the dream in...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #27828
Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it...
Quote #5657
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
Quote #15182
If one only wished to be happy, this could be easily accomplished; but we...