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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.
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Is love supposed to last throughout all time, or is it like trains changing...
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I’m slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can’t motivate people to...
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When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy the only decent...
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Hypothetical questions get hypothetical answers.
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I have built my organization upon fear.
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When you meet the president, you ask yourself, How did it ever occur to...
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A life lived in chaos is an impossibility…
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Let a joy keep you. Reach out your hands and take it when it...