Quote #956
Not many people know this … but I happen to be famous.
Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #26928
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Quote #7901
There are grammatical errors even in his silence.
Quote #32012
Since when is public safety the root password to the Constitution
Quote #10166
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
Quote #17436
A noble person attracts noble people, and knows how to hold on to them.
Quote #13393
Freedom means the opportunity to be what we never thought we would be.
Quote #20510
He that can live alone resembles the brute beast in nothing, the sage in...
Quote #26413
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.