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The problem with the common person is that he is so unbearably common!
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The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them...
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As long as you live, keep learning how to live.
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Happiness is not a reward – it is a consequence. Suffering is not a...
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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
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If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even...
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Animals are always loyal and love you, whereas with children you never know where...
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If our house be on fire, without inquiring whether it was fired from within...
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I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...