Quote #20500
He who hasn’t hacked assemply language as a youth has no heart. He who...
Quote #13873
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
Quote #6728
The main things which seem to me important on their own account, and not...
Quote #29201
People are very open-minded about new things–as long as they’re exactly like the old...
Quote #15141
The innocence of the intention abates nothing of the mischief of the example.
Quote #1345
The unspoken word never does harm.
Quote #27684
Today is here yesterday is gone and tommorow never comes.
Quote #8573
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #6714
I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a...
Quote #11918
Stolen sweets are best.