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In reply to the question, What was it the last man on earth said...
Quote #13058
If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of itself.
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The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and...
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The shah always falls in the end, Saddam always turns on you, and the...
Quote #31314
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been...
Quote #19726
One should never criticize his own work except in a fresh and hopeful mood....
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A person has three choices in life. You can swim against the tide and...
Quote #31246
The only people who say worse things about politicians than reporters do are other...
Quote #28405
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #15252
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.