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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can’t wait to finish...
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Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story.
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There isn?t much better in this life than finding a way to spend a...
Quote #24623
If it helps to make people think a little bit more what those ideals...
Quote #17933
If your morals make you dreary, depend on it , they are wrong.
Quote #24079
The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says ‘It’s...
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You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat.
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I didn’t really say everything I said.
Quote #27991
One must love a cat on its own terms.