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It’s a funny thing about life if you refuse to accept anything but the...
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To be 70 years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to...
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There is only one person who can measure your success. That person is you.
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Blossoms are scattered by the wind and the wind cares nothing, but the blossoms...
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It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and...
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Changes are not only possible and predictable, but to deny them is to be...
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We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.