Quote #28177
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
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Man is a natural polygamist: he always has one woman leading him by the...
Quote #24740
For not many men, the proverb saith, can love a friend whom fortune prospereth...
Quote #34455
I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
Quote #25552
This is how God showed His love among us He sent His one and...
Quote #11314
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
Quote #32592
But it’s hard to be hip over thirty When everyone else is nineteen, When...
Quote #18620
We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone...
Quote #11024
I am the lizard king. I can do anything.
Quote #24777
An intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes...