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I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
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The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
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I wish you well and so I take my leave, I Pray you know...
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Not every age is fit for childish sports.
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There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has...
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It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you...
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It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and...
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Rules only make sense if they are both kept and broken. Breaking the rule...
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Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about...
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An Indian tribe is sovereign to the extent that the U.S. permits it to...