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Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
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I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
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The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the...
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When men are brought face to face with their opponents, forced to listen and...
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By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
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Sticks and stones are hard on bones, aimed with angry art, words can sting...
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The first step towards amendment is the recognition of error.
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Civilization requires slaves. Human slavery is wrong, insecure, and demoralizing. On mechanical slavery, on...
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Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
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It has been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you miss 100%...