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Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
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Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
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Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
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Slight not what’s near, while aiming at what’s far.
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In any free society, the conflict between social conformity and individual liberty is permanent,...
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
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My father taught me to work he did not teach me to love it.