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Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
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Our lives don’t really belong to us, you see — they belong to the...
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Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
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If a man has his throat cut in Paris, it’s a murder. If 50,000...
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Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness.
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Not to be cheered by praise, Not to be grieved by blame, But to...
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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We can gradually grow into any condition we desire, provided we first make ourselves...
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History repeats itself and history never repeats itself are about equally trueWe never know...
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Peace is not a relationship of nations. It is a condition of mind brought...