Quote #29709
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
Quote #14179
For every problem there is a solution which is simple, clean and wrong.
Quote #14538
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Quote #4130
Education is life itself.
Quote #22682
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with...
Quote #1128
Relative calm is expected in South Central Los Angeles for the next several weeks,...
Quote #3123
The world makes up for all its follies and injustices by being damnably sentimental.
Quote #17199
Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs therefore avoid undue elation in...
Quote #20822
Reputation is an idle and most false imposition oft got without merit, and lost...
Quote #19826
Don’t flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates....