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Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
Quote #969
In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #14495
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
Quote #26018
Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
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An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be...
Quote #18017
If you want a quality, act as if you already had it. Try the...
Quote #2422
The people are to be taken in very small doses.
Quote #19544
It’s not failure, but low aim is crime.
Quote #15526
One of the weaknesses of our age is our apparent inability to distinguish our...