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Martyrdom is the only way a person can become famous without ability.
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The great secret of successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and...
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Statistician A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some...
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Some days you’re a bug, some days you’re a windshield.
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There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men...
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I’d walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.
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Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true...
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What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears...
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If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
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When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you...