Quote #11946
Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver.
Quote #6098
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #31296
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
Quote #31337
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
Quote #29989
Never has a man who has bent himself been able to make others straight.
Quote #31649
Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of conservation of...
Quote #23186
The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until...
Quote #27241
History is the present. That’s why every generation writes it anew. But what most...
Quote #29662
Peace if possible, truth at all costs.