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Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is like getting kicked out of...
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his...
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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If it’s meant to be it’s up to me.
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Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years.
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Biff Tannen So why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here
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No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them...
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Philosophers say a great deal about what is absolutely necessary for science, and it...
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Check out the Declaration of Independence You think it promises happiness No no no,...
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If we did all the things we were capable of doing, We would literally...