Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #8071
The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from...
Quote #20065
It’s not the hours you put in your work that counts, it’s the work...
Quote #10366
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh...
Quote #6033
Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait.
Quote #6643
The lazy man always does twice the work. (El bago siempre pasa double trabajo)
Quote #16705
He said true things, but called them by wrong names.
Quote #3230
And thou shalt smite thine enemy even unto the wall, gnashing thy teeth, and...
Quote #8756
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.