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The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but...
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #31958
Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not...
Quote #9210
Pride is the recognition of the fact that you are your own highest value...
Quote #27016
The most important of my discoveries have been suggested to me by my failures.
Quote #25690
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
Quote #11091
Whether we bring our enemies to justice or bring justice to our enemies, justice...
Quote #20389
Ah Mozart He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
Quote #2439
The art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one...
Quote #15993
Vanity makes us do more things against inclination than reason.