Quote #16542
Anyone that wants the presidency so much that he’ll spend two years organizing and...
Quote #26384
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
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Find out just what people will submit to, and you have found out the...
Quote #1998
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #5609
From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which...
Quote #34355
I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.
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Mick As long as there’s, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without...
Quote #20841
To wilful men, the injuries that they themselves procure must be their schoolmasters.
Quote #24640
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Quote #24840
So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword...