Quote #32909
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #3893
Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.
Quote #29458
Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.
Quote #13893
Some people will never learn anything, for this reason, because they understand everything too...
Quote #9123
He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.
Quote #30741
Each of us owes it to our spouse, our children, our friends, to be...
Quote #25316
We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks,...
Quote #14358
We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
Quote #17318
Nobody likes the man who brings bad news.
Quote #5998
There is no substitute for victory.