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It is the final proof of God’s omnipotence that he need not exist in...
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The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...
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The way I see it, if you want the rainbow you gotta put up...
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The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the same...
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Different people have different duties assigned to them by Nature Nature has given one...
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When one is happy there is no time to be fatigued; being happy engrosses...
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To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but...
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
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Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
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Flowers never emit so sweet and strong a fragrance as before a storm. When...