Quote #6624
A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist...
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It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich...
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We can forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy...
Quote #18619
I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PCIt plainly marks four my revueMistakes...
Quote #2053
Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart.
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First Appeared in 1721
Quote #956
Not many people know this … but I happen to be famous.
Quote #10449
The unexamined life is not worth living.
Quote #32864
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
Quote #31283
I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and...