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Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
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There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved it is...
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Yet after brick and steel and stone are gone, and flesh and blood are...
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Funny how people despise platitudes, when they are usually the truest thing going. A...
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When one is in town one amuses oneself. When one is in the country...
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The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
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Better be despised for too anxious apprehensions, than ruined by too confident security.
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I rely on my personality for birth control.
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Man…is a tame or civilized animal never the less, he requires proper instruction and...
Quote #2583
Do it big or stay in bed.