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When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether...
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I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an...
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Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You...
Quote #24789
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
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Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
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Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Quote #30993
What you give you get, ten times over.
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One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes...
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Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it; but...
Quote #31212
They’ll have to shoot me first to take my gun.