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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I...
Quote #27374
He who can suppress a moment’s anger may prevent a day of sorrow.
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The few little years we spend on earth are only the first scene in...
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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell...
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Nothing strengthens the judgment and quickens the conscience like individual responsibility.
Quote #14618
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
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If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he entitled to...
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The wise man carries his possessions within him.
Quote #1160
Only the madman is absolutely sure.