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As I was going up the stairI met a man who wasn’t thereHe wasn’t...
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To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.
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My opponent called me a cream puff. … Well, I rushed out and got...
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I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time.
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Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone.
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I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good...
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Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in...