Quote #1822
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Quote #25575
Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the...
Quote #34750
Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...
Quote #26323
If you don’t know where you are going, any road will take you there.
Quote #14944
One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the lesson...
Quote #7908
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #28459
Never be afraid to sit awhile and think.
Quote #33763
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Quote #22770
This is patently absurd but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not...
Quote #25991
There is a serious defect in the thinking of someone who wants–more than anything...