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I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Art is the imposing of a pattern on experience, and our aesthetic enjoyment is...
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The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe.
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I’ll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to...
Quote #912
God is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, thehelpless, the miserable. They find not...
Quote #12589
They were going to die. They knew it, and their last words were I...
Quote #5589
If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us least live so...
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He who does not have the courage to speak up for his rights cannot...
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.