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Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they...
Quote #939
Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
Quote #22663
Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.
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The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of...
Quote #5361
Courage is found in unlikely places.
Quote #25256
Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
Quote #19524
Don’t discuss yourself, for you are bound to lose if you belittle yourself, you...
Quote #12598
I was born at the age of 12 on a Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lot.
Quote #15688
Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science...
Quote #375
I rely on my personality for birth control.