Quote #18177
Enquire not what boils in another’s pot.
Quote #22939
For all that has been, thanks. For all that will be, yes.
Quote #26170
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants...
Quote #33044
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
Quote #15611
A patient man is one who can put up with himself.
Quote #4126
Never give a child a sword.
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #30553
Pain makes man think. Thought makes man wise. Wisdom makes life endurable.
Quote #20262
Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
Quote #5163
My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...