Quote #8557
Nothing amuses me more than the easy manner with which everybody settles the abundance...
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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Quote #8096
Honesty is for the most part, less profitable than dishonesty.
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
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I have news for the forces of greed and the defenders of the status...
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Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a...
Quote #14612
The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.
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The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe.
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I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...
Quote #8654
I have never thought of writing for reputation and honor. What I have in...