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It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with...
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Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
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Intimacy is what makes a marriage, not a ceremony, not a piece of paper...
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If we don’t change, we don’t grow. If we don’t grow, we aren’t really...
Quote #2559
I hate women because they always know where things are.
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I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
Quote #19653
It is not really difficult to construct a series of inferences, each dependent upon...
Quote #33976
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband About 30 pounds.
Quote #29444
Be intent upon the perfection of the present day.
Quote #27019
We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only...